The Things You Learn (The Ann & Leah Remix)

So, a long while ago, I had a gaggle of friends come down to Philly, and I learned a few things about 'em, but two other dear friends blessed me with their presence this past weekend, and I couldn't do the event justice without a David Letterman-style Top 10 list. so here goes:

TOP 10 REASONS PHILLY'S JUST BETTER...WITH MY GIRRRRLLLLS ANN & LEAH:

1) Left or Right? ALWAYS Right!
2) If Leah starts all innocent-like with the question, "Can you name a few cities in Texas?" Don't answer.
3) "He had a nice body, I mean, he was tight. No, not like that."
4) House of Wax: This truly is a horror movie. It's been over an hour and Paris still isn't dead.
5) Ann & Leah & I in TLA Video looking for something to drag home to watch after a night of drinking. We stopped on the aforementioned House of Wax but needless to say, Ann and Leah, too, tried to get me to buy porn. Nice try, kids.
6) Duck tour? What Duck Tour? (Yeah, Leah, you forgot about that one!)
7) Not one friend of mine actually can stand my music (Ann and my co-worker Regina bonded over the "dying cats-ish-ness" of my musical choices).
8) The Olive Garden really does serve unlimited breadsticks and salad.
9) Ann's mom is imminently huggable.
10) If you eat anything deep fried, it doesn't count--if you're out of state.
11) A corn kernel is totally Spanish Fly
12) A movie named Troll 2 isn't about trolls, but goblins...DERR!

ok, that's all's I gots for now. more than 10, i know, but it's my prerogative. ladies, any additions?

i have one, but this is just a general warning. NO ONE GET A FAUX HAWK!!!!! i saw an ex walking down the street today, and you've never seen a more ridiculous fashion statement. though, it might have been his face that gave me pregnant pause.

later, gators. :)